Reblogged from alexollie
I hate your bad tattoos and second hand stories...
The names Brian, got it memorized? Music and longboarding are my life. I post what I like and have no issue talking to strangers so get at me!
that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence
I am laughing so fucking hard
oh my god how did I miss that
omfg
tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it
(Source: fuckyeahgarybarlow, via child-like-bitch)
FFX-2 Berserker Dressphere - Yuna
(Source: xxjayelxx, via thearishok)
do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
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Looking at the drink list in 18th Amendment’s basement bar, I’m having a difficult time making a choice. There’s 46 choices in front of me, but I’m also rolling through the full list of 151 in my head.
After poring over the choices presented in this somewhat secret list, I ask the bartender, “Can I have a Charmander, please?”
Of course, when picking from a list of Pokémon shots, beginning with your go-to starter is a natural choice.
Meet Tyler Newcomb, a bartender with four years of experience who moved to the Washington, D.C., area earlier this year and happens to be a human PokéDex of nerd mixology. He’s got 46 recipes for the original 151 Pokémon from the Red and Blue versions written down and recalls the remainder from memory. He had written a full list when he first came up with the idea but lost that copy.
Looking at the drink list in 18th Amendment’s basement bar, I’m having a difficult time making a choice. There’s 46 choices in front of me, but I’m also rolling through the full list of 151 in my head.
After poring over the choices presented in this somewhat secret list,…
(via absinthine)
Merida’s coronation as 11th Disney princess.
Aka the best day of my life
(via maybeyourealotlikeme)
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
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